Tea Roses and Doggerel

Many fandoms. Occasional reviews. No rutabagas.

fencehopping:

Tim Burton received this handmade cake from his animation team and it’s basically the coolest shit ever.

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riotsiren:

Next older person to complain about millennials has to pay off a random 20-something’s student loans

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vvant:

if ur gonna be a producer and ur thinking about having a dog die in ur movie, u need to not be a producer

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toraberushimeri said: Out of all of Les Amis, who do you think would be the most likely to randomly show up to a meeting with a baby goat?

darthfar:

theladyragnell:

See, this is a difficult question not because I think any of them wouldn’t but because I think they all definitely would.

Enjolras shows up in a temper because someone was abusing a baby goat and who does things like that and raging about the injustices of animal abuse while cuddling the baby.

Combeferre is goat-sitting and enthuses about the many and varied uses for goats and has his goat litter-trained and thus figures he may as well bring it out to get socialized.

Courfeyrac confiscated the kid because it was being held as evidence at the police station or something and it was bleating and really, Enjolras, what was he supposed to do, leave it there?

One of Feuilly’s neighbors had the goat but couldn’t take care of it anymore, so he took it in, and it’s still young enough to need frequent feeding, so he brings it to the meeting.

Jehan turns up with the goat following at his heels, announces he’s named it Eurydice because it followed him out of hell, and declines to explain further. When Combeferre points out it is a boy goat he only gets a withering look in response.

Joly and Bossuet turn up with a goat, Bossuet’s arm in a sling, and about six bags full of potential goat foods Joly wants to try. Both of them look very shifty. They all decide it is probably best not to ask.

Bahorel met this dude with a baller goat, and the dude was totally an asshole, so he punched him out and took the goat. The goat’s name is Rex. Like T. Rex, Enjolras, cool it, I’m not indoctrinating my goat into the monarchy.

Some model for one of Grantaire’s art classes came with a goat because they thought it would make for a good ~pastoral painting~ or something, and then left the goat there, so Grantaire shrugged and brought it with him. It’s named Bottle. Shut up, Courfeyrac, that’s a totally legit goat name.

Marius does not know why this goat is following him will someone please help him and stop giggling and taking pictures :(((((

Reblogging this in hopes that someone will illustrate it.

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

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vinkunwildflowerqueen:

reinedeboheme:

lexieloveyoulikeacupcake:

When Jack Warner was casting the movie My Fair Lady, Julie Andrews, who played the original Eliza Doolittle on Broadway, was overlook for the part, that was given to Audrey Hepburn.

That made her available to accept Mr. Disney’s invitation to play Mary Poppins.

At the 22nd Golden Globes, when she won the best actress award (she was up against Audrey for My Fair Lady), she had her sweet revenge.

how to shade, with class.

Julie Andrews is the queen of everything

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“Libraries will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no libraries.”

—   Anne Herbert (via observando)

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hash-tag-whatever:

Merry: confused awe

Frodo: confused awe

Sam: confused awe

Pippin: finally I’m getting the respect i deserve from these peasants 

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Enjolras:

Who cares about your lonely soul, our little lives don't count at all!

Marius:

Yeah man but did u see her tho? Hottie-

Enjolras:

weLL MAYBE SOME OF US HAVE THESE PROBLEMS TOO. MAYBE I THINK GRANTAIRE IS ATTRACTIVE, BUT I DON'T LET IT INTERFERE WITH MY RESPONSIBILITIES! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE CLOUDS!

Marius:

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Grantaire:

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Enjolras:

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Cosette:

I had a castle in the clouds once

Jean Valjean:

*two page ramble*

Javert:

AND IM JAVERT

mxtori:

businessinsider:

7 QUESTIONS YOU SHOULD ASK AT THE END OF EVERY JOB INTERVIEW.

Click here to find out why these questions help you.

This is so important!

I never know what to ask and end up looking like a fool cause I don’t have a question prepared.

Don’t be me.

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ellemariecollins said: Steve Rogers

character: hate them | don’t really care | like them | LOVE them | THEY ARE MY PRECIOUS

ship with: Many people, most frequently Bucky and Peggy. Though I also like him with Sam, Tony and comics Sharon. I like movie Sharon so far, but I haven’t seen enough of her to make a judgement call on the ship.

brotp:  Natasha is one great bro.  Bucky. I also have a soft spot for the fanon idea of Thor and Steve bonding by sparring and trying Midgardien foodstuffs.

general opinions: He’s actually pretty quick on the uptake when it comes to modern technology as long as he has time to fiddle with the device.

He can’t quite get over the extravagance of owning a washing machine let alone a washing machine and a dryer.